Trendy Funny Quotes

  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?
  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.
  • The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
  • Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.
  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.