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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.