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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze! 🤧👶🎉
22 Funny prediction quotes
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
Pattern recognition so good I can see into the future.
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With skills like that, I'm sure you already know how this conversation ends!
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”
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Wives: Master keys to the universe and ultimate plot twist forecasters! 🔮🔑😂
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
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The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.
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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂
I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.
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🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!
If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
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"This comment is clear as a bell, just like my knees during a storm! 😂🎤🌧️"
Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"