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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Funny things quotes are all about those little moments that make life unexpectedly hilarious! 😄💫 Whether it’s random objects that turn into the ultimate distractions, or the things that never seem to go where you left them, these quotes remind us that sometimes the smallest things bring the biggest laughs. Life is full of surprises, and most of them are pretty funny! 😂🎁🌀

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m only dead on the outside.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Spotted on X:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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