Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Commentary:
“Sorry sweetie, mom’s busy being an influencer on the world wide web 💻🌟 Who knew parenting could be so ‘trending’? #MomLife #SocialMediaQueen”

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  • Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

    Commentary:
    “Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it’s all about quality over quantity…unless we’re talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄”

  • Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive dream of a patient seeking some medical honesty! 🤣 Who wouldn’t appreciate a doctor with a dash of humility and a sprinkle of candidness? 🩺💬 Perhaps, just once, we’ll stumble upon that mythical doctor who dares to admit the limits of medical certainty! 🤷‍♂️💡 #WishfulThinking”

  • You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like it’s mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt”

  • My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like your daily routine is trying its best to defy the laws of nature! 😴☕️💤 Just remember, even if your body can’t decide when to be awake or asleep, there’s always a chance for a power nap Olympics in between! 🏅😂

  • There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It’s a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄”

  • Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

    Commentary:
    “Spread your life tales like sprinkles on a cupcake 🧁. That way, when others gossip about you, they’ll be debating which flavor is the juiciest! 🎤💬 #LifeOfMystery”