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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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"Sorry sweetie, mom's busy being an influencer on the world wide web 💻🌟 Who knew parenting could be so 'trending'? #MomLife #SocialMediaQueen"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, humor, influencing, internet, mummy, not now, www on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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