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  • Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

    Commentary:
    “Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I’ve had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️”

  • Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

    Commentary:
    Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

  • I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: Fido’s secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ ‘Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!’”

  • Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling”

  • Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

    Commentary:
    “Brain: *Let’s solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*”

  • The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

    Commentary:
    “When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a ‘rawr’ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾”

  • Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

    Commentary:
    🤣🐰📚 “Guess I’ll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn’t give me a diploma!” 🎓😂

  • No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

    Commentary:
    “That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀”

  • Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored”

  • I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf”

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