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When you work so hard to earn boos, applause feels cheap 😆👏 #Goals #RickAndMorty #GoatDoctrine
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I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.
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Seriously, what kind of sorcery is this? 🤔🥡🍜
One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?
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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍
Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.
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Sounds like it's time to train my dog to be a private detective! 🕵️♂️🐶📱
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.
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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
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Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.
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This post will self-destruct in 3…2…oops, too late! 🤯🤫👀
Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes 👀, but find the future ones 😉!