14 Funny vision quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got night vision goggles to rescue the snacks! 🕶️🌌 #SnackRescueMission #StealthySnacking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's a case of 'vision'ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you've already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the Vision Pro when you can rock the 'dork chic' look for absolutely zero dollars 😎🤓 Save your cash, flaunt those oversized glasses, and embrace the style of a million bucks…even if it doesn't cost a penny!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of technology bringing our regrets to life in stunning clarity! 🌟📺 Don't you just wish memories could have a 'blur' filter sometimes? 😅 #LifeInHighDefinition

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

  Commentary:
  "Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"

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