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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
42 Funny glasses quotes
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?
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Why stop at glasses? Let’s just turn my car into a giant pair of binoculars! 🤓🚗🔍
The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.
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Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰
The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.
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Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.
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The real secret to academic success: upgrade your glasses with a rope for +10 intelligence bonus 🤓📚✨
OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
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Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨
Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!
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Wow, you mean your eyes come with the premium upgrade pack? 🕶️✨ Who knew 20/20 vision was the ultimate life hack! 👀😂
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
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"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"