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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.