Commentary:
Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣
31 Funny course quotes
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
Commentary:
Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.
Commentary:
Nothing screams "A+ material" like the subtle suggestion that you know more than your reader 🙄✏️📚
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
Commentary:
Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
Commentary:
Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊♂️😆
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
Commentary:
Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.
Commentary:
Planning the perfect spontaneous moment—who knew it was a skill? 🤔✨ Wait, when do we start again? 😅📅
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate lesson in "how to adult," where you learn survival skills like finding loose change and mastering the art of commercial break time travel! 🤑📺😂
Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.
Commentary:
"Sure, let the warranty claims begin! 🤣🔧 #MotherInLawSupport"