29 funny course quotes - Wordgag

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

Apr 1, 2026

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Mar 31, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Mar 31, 2026

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Mar 31, 2026

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Mar 31, 2026

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Mar 30, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Mar 30, 2026

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Mar 30, 2026

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Mar 30, 2026

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Mar 30, 2026

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Mar 30, 2026

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Mar 29, 2026

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Mar 28, 2026

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Mar 28, 2026

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Mar 27, 2026

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Mar 27, 2026

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Mar 27, 2026

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Mar 27, 2026

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Mar 27, 2026

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Mar 26, 2026

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Mar 26, 2026

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Mar 26, 2026

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Mar 25, 2026

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Mar 25, 2026

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Mar 25, 2026

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Mar 25, 2026

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Mar 25, 2026

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Mar 25, 2026

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Mar 25, 2026