29 funny course quotes - Wordgag

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

May 29, 2026

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

May 28, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

May 28, 2026

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

May 28, 2026

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

May 28, 2026

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

May 27, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

May 27, 2026

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

May 27, 2026

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

May 27, 2026

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

May 27, 2026

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

May 27, 2026

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

May 26, 2026

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

May 25, 2026

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

May 25, 2026

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

May 24, 2026

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

May 24, 2026

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

May 24, 2026

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

May 24, 2026

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

May 24, 2026

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

May 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

May 23, 2026

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

May 23, 2026

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

May 22, 2026

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

May 22, 2026

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

May 22, 2026

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

May 22, 2026

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

May 22, 2026

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

May 22, 2026

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

May 22, 2026