Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Insignificant others: where your plus one is more like a plus zero ππ Related funny posts π€ I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him. Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed. I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start. Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I donβt want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.