Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.