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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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2 months ago

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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2 months ago

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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2 months ago

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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1 week ago

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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1 month ago

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

15 shares on Discord this month:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

64 shares on Threads this month:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

19 shares on Slack this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Going viral on Instagram:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Just landed via Facebook:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Just shared via Discord:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Breaking via Facebook:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Just landed via X:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Spotted on X:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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