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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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Making waves on Instagram:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Making waves on Slack:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Seen just now on X:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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My favorite color is money.

Live now on Twitch:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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89 Funny adulthood quotes

Funny adulthood quotes poke fun at the wild ride that is “growing up” — and how no one really knows what they’re doing! 😂🧾 Whether it’s getting excited about new sponges, budgeting like a boss (and failing), or realizing naps are the highlight of your weekend, these quotes remind us that adulthood is less “put together” and more “winging it with snacks.” Because being an adult is just pretending you’re not tired… all the time! 😆💼☕

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10 hours ago
Share →: Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Commentary:
When I signed up for adulthood, I didn't realize the subscription included unlimited fatigue! 😴☕️😂
24 hours ago
Share →: Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Why grow up when you can decorate yourself with permanent adult-approved stickers? 🖍️😂💪
3 days ago
Share →: I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
4 days ago
Share →: Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
5 days ago
Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
1 week ago
Share →: When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
1 week ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
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Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
1 week ago
Share →: No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I thought growing up meant more freedom, not unlocking life like a 6-digit puzzle! 🔓🤔#AdultEscapeRoom
2 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I put the hot in psychotic.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Seen just now on Discord:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Just landed via Telegram:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Spotted on Discord:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Going viral on TikTok:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Just shared via Slack:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Trending via Snapchat:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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