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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.