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"Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

45 shares on X this month:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

89 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

43 shares on Discord this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Spotted on Instagram:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Making waves on WeChat:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Going viral on Slack:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Live now on Threads:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Spotted on Messenger:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Just landed via TikTok:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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