Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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“Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals”

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