Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lucky us, we can think about pizza without surprise pepperoni! 🍕😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you. Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel. Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together. Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder. Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.