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"Turning 'party pooper' into a whole new experience! 🎉🔋😅"
69 Funny public quotes
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.
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Suddenly everyone with a MacBook thinks they're writing the next Harry Potter at Starbucks ☕️💻✨
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.
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Strutting down the street with a pizza is the new version of a red carpet moment 🍕🕺😎
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! 🛋️🏃♂️😂
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
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Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋