45 Funny public quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

  Commentary:
  "Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

  Commentary:
  "Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  Commentary:
  "Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄

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