Funny worrying quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew worrying had such a high success rate? 🤔 Maybe I should worry more about winning the lottery! 💸😅 Watch out, universe, here comes my worry game strong! 🌟 #WorryChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I keep my mind active by worrying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals

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