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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
202 Funny thought quotes
Honestly, I thought adulthood would be way more sex, and way less knee pain.
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Adulthood: where romantic nights become ice pack and Advil parties! 💃🕺💊🧊
The Odyssey” was the loudest movie, maybe ever. I thought I was going to die on the ship with them.
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Sounds like you experienced the first surround sound shipwreck! 🚢🌀🎬
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
I always thought the Pink Panther solved mysteries or some shit, but he’s just this gay dude who bothers people.
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Who knew the Pink Panther was just out here living his best life and causing mayhem instead of solving crimes? 🕵️♂️✨😹
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
Having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers I don’t approve.
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When my brain starts broadcasting bad ideas, gotta shake my head to let the telepaths know I'm changing the channel! 🧠📡😂
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸