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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

He took my last fry, your honor.

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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