Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPiñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally. My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.