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“Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious ‘hair-raising’ sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a ‘whiter’ future! ⚪️💇♂️✨”
I know sacrifice. Iām willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
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