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"Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! ⚪️💇‍♂️✨"

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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