Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPlease don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work. Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.
