Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.
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"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! 🎯 Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? 🙈😂 #DeserveLessDesireBest"

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