Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. Y… Commentary:"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! 🎯 Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? 🙈😂 #DeserveLessDesireBest" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place. Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me). Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.