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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. Y…

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. Y…

Commentary:
"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! 🎯 Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? 🙈😂 #DeserveLessDesireBest"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, deserve, DM, less, me, sarcasm, self-worth on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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