Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Commentary:
"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! ๐ŸŽฏ Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DeserveLessDesireBest"