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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broke, confidence, deserve, humor, me, money, relationship, self-worth, value on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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← Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. →
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