Commentary:
When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
23 Funny DM quotes
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
Commentary:
Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
Commentary:
Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's mixing divine inspiration with DM sliding skills! 🙏😅📜
“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”
Commentary:
In the game of love, I’m the playlist curator while you’re stuck as an unread message 😂🎵📩
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
Commentary:
If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.
Commentary:
When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.
Commentary:
🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"