Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
- I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
- Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.
- I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.
- I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.