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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
135 Funny leave quotes
May your anger turn into a fart and leave your body.
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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes.
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When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
Please continue to leave me out of the loop.
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Loop? More like hoop—I'm just here for the snacks! 🍿🤷♂️😆
Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.
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"Turning 'party pooper' into a whole new experience! 🎉🔋😅"
You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.
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Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻
And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.
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Inheritance goals: ensuring my kids never run out of "What was I even looking at?" moments. 🧑💻📑💻