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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Just landed via Slack:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Reported on LinkedIn:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Trending via Facebook:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Live now on Messenger:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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