Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to cut costs! Who knew singlehood came with financial perks? πΈπ Related funny posts π Iβm so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services. I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.