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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.