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As an amateur carpenter, I can confirm: beds are known to suffer from performance anxiety! 🛏️🔨😅
112 Funny sex quotes
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?
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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.
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Well, I guess we're getting dirty one way or another! 🌱😂🪴
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.
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Doing backbends for love, but he's still the one getting possessed by good vibes 😂🙃💃
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?
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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆