Funny sex quotes

Funny sex quotes bring a playful touch to the subject of intimacy and relationships! 😄💋 Whether it’s light-hearted humor about bedroom antics or witty remarks on romance, these quotes offer a fun perspective on a sometimes serious topic. Enjoy a laugh while embracing the lighter side of love! 😂❤️

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Funny Quotes September 4, 2024

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Funny Quotes September 4, 2024

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Funny Quotes August 6, 2024

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Funny Quotes August 6, 2024

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Funny Quotes July 21, 2024

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Funny Quotes July 14, 2024

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Funny Quotes July 2, 2024

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Funny Quotes July 2, 2024

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Funny Quotes June 24, 2024