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51 Funny sex quotes

Funny sex quotes bring a playful touch to the subject of intimacy and relationships! 😄💋 Whether it’s light-hearted humor about bedroom antics or witty remarks on romance, these quotes offer a fun perspective on a sometimes serious topic. Enjoy a laugh while embracing the lighter side of love! 😂❤️

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025