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"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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