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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, dominance, ending, humor, lazy, relaxation, show, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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