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18 Funny dominance quotes

Funny dominance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the power game 🎭👑 Whether you’re the boss of the group or just love a cheeky comeback, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣💥 Ready to claim your throne with a smile? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that prove being in charge doesn’t have to be serious business 😎🔥

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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