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Yawning: the universal symbol for "Oops, my brain is on screensaver mode" 😴🧠💬
18 Funny dominance quotes
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.
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Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂
Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?
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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.
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"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.
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"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.
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When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉
Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
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"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"