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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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