💾 Save Image Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday. Jan 21, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: absurdity, amoeba, evolution, humor, i, leave, life, little, Monday, ocean, responsibility, stupid, worry
