Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
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"Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba"

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