Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of multitasking in style – Octopus goals! πŸ™πŸ’₯ Just imagine the chaos of eight simultaneous slaps! Just make sure those eight people aren't armed with octopus repellent πŸ˜‰πŸ¦‘"