Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the dream of multitasking in style – Octopus goals! 🐙💥 Just imagine the chaos of eight simultaneous slaps! Just make sure those eight people aren't armed with octopus repellent 😉🦑" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
