Commentary:
When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
16 Funny slap quotes
People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.
Commentary:
Bring back the days of dueling and dramatically flinging gloves! 🧤🤺🤣
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!
Commentary:
"Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂"
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦♀️💪🍫😂"
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.
Commentary:
🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts
If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
Commentary:
"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"
I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.
Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.
Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful yet brutal art of the cat slap – their way of saying 'I have no idea what you are, so take this slap!' 🐾😹 Don't mess with the mysterious feline mind, or you might end up with a swift paw to the face!"
I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.
Commentary:
"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"