116 Funny wish quotes

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  “With my track record, I’d need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬”

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  “When Cupid’s on vacation, let’s hope the lottery isn’t! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB”

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  “Bringing my A-game today: Absurdity level 💯! 🤪✨ #LivingTheNonsenseLife”

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  “Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they’re on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄”

  3 days ago

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  “BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it’s my ex. 📵🙈😂”

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  “💡 Let’s call it… ‘SlowMo Saturday’! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆”

  2 weeks ago

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  “Someone’s ready to launch their ‘Trinket Holding Co.’ 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂”

  2 weeks ago

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  “When I upgrade to that version of life, I’ll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂”

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  “When did I lose my genie privileges? 😂🧞‍♂️✨”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like May is about to become the month of money magic! 💸✨ Here’s hoping your wallet gets its own bouquet of cash flowers. 🌸💰 May the financial good vibes flow your way! 😄🙌

  3 weeks ago

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