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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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