Talking to the stars because people suck. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs people when you've got the stars to talk to? 🌟😄 After all, stars are great listeners and they never suck! 💫✨ #StargazingFTW" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies. A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.