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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

39 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Just landed via WeChat:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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