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Looks like this guitarist has some serious conversations with their instrument! 🎸 "Stay tuned, my friend, we've got some rockin' and rollin' to do!" 🤘 #GuitarWhisperer

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I love unplanned fun.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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