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  • Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.
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  • I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
  • If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
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  • Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”