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Looks like this guitarist has some serious conversations with their instrument! 🎸 "Stay tuned, my friend, we've got some rockin' and rollin' to do!" 🤘 #GuitarWhisperer

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

83 shares on TikTok this month:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

67 shares on X this month:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Trending via Discord:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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