11 funny guitar quotes - Wordgag

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

May 21, 2026

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

May 20, 2026

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

May 20, 2026

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Apr 1, 2026

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Mar 31, 2026

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Mar 29, 2026

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Mar 28, 2026

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Mar 27, 2026

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Mar 25, 2026

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Mar 25, 2026