11 funny guitar quotes - Wordgag

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

May 29, 2026

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

May 28, 2026

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

May 26, 2026

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

May 26, 2026

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

May 25, 2026

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

May 24, 2026

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

May 22, 2026

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

May 21, 2026

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

May 21, 2026

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

May 20, 2026

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

May 20, 2026