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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Going viral on Discord:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

The feminine urge to start a coven.

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

The feminine urge to start a coven.

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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