The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When standing up feels like defusing a bomb left by Father Time ā°š£š Related Funny Quotes š¤ Welcome to your 50s⦠you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment. My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk. People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time. Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous. Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.