The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting. Commentary:When standing up feels like defusing a bomb left by Father Time β°π£π Related Funny Quotes π€ Welcome to your 50sβ¦ you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment. My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk. People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time. Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
