You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing. “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.