The pointless tidy-up before a play date. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your house puts on its 'fake clean' costume for a play date! ๐งน๐ โจ" Related funny posts ๐ค You can fake a smile, but you canโt fake jazz hands. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?” First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.