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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
115 Funny play quotes
Asking my girlfriend if I can go outside to play in the yard.
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When you have to ask for a yard pass, just to remind her you're not one of the kids! 😆🏡
Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.
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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣
You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.
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When you've played so long that your fridge starts narrating your life story 🎮😂 hallucination level unlocked 🚪🔊
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
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"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?
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Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day).
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Wouldn't mind trading adult responsibilities for some epic hide-and-seek championships right about now!
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
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When even your grocery list starts grooving to the beats, you know it's time to embrace your inner supermarket DJ! 🛒🎶🕺