Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your coffee needs an upgrade if Mondays are your best stories 🤪☕ Related funny posts 🤝 Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning. It really is Monday every 15 minutes. Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week. What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.