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  • Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
  • How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.
  • The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
  • Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?