We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.