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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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