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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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