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Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Đ has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡đ has copied:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ŧ has copied:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has viewed:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ū has shared:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ī has viewed:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇊 has bookmarked:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Shared recently on TikTok:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Shared recently on Discord:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ģ has bookmarked:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷 has shared:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŋ has viewed:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇰 has shared:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡đ has viewed:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has viewed:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ļ has shared:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Reported on Snapchat:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Just shared via Twitch:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Spotted on Reddit:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Live now on WeChat:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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