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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
101 Funny choice quotes
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.
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Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.
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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!
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Cheers to swapping glitter for slippers and bass drops for snack drops! 🛋️🍕🥳
Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.
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Breaking the family tradition of doing what you're supposed to! 🎉🤪 #Trailblazer
Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.
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When it comes to relationships, we should stand by our partners—until they stand in Crocs! 👟😆🚫
Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.
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Looks like the universe got my memo—failure is not an option! 😎✨
I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.
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Ah, the ultimate life hack: if you never question her choices, you never become one! 😂👍💍
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎